This is my entry for Kevin‘s NTT 7/18/24 challenge
You have to say it like Elaine does
On Seinfeld
That’s how he got his name
His other claim to fame
Was dunking stale bagels in the birdbath
He doesn’t like to be told no
So now he follows me wherever I roam
Does Jerome
Outside, feeding the birds and the squirrels
I hear Jerome cawing
Above my head
At the local shopping center
He follows me there
He follows me here
He doesn’t seem to care
He’s my nemesis
And I’m OK with this
We shall never be friends
The grudge is permanent
Jerome has decided
This lady earned it
No sparkly objects will he ever give
To me or anyone that I know who will ever live
He will tell his children, and they will tell theirs
“That lady is mean
Don’t go near her
Don’t you dare
Of course we wouldn’t ever hurt her…
But remember boys and girls
Groups of crows are called murders”
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“It's Amy,” I said. 
I thought we had settled the dispute between you and my client 🙄
😄
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Your client has been violating the restraining order for the past several weeks. Flying above my head counts as being within 300 feet of me. Tell your client this is a no-fly zone 🤨
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I will have to look into this before taking action.
I’d love to trust your “good word”, but well, you know…🙄
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Defense attorneys…🙄
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Innocent until proven guilty…
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Incorrect in this case
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That’s not the way we do things…
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It is in this case
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No, I don’t think so…🤨
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Agree to disagree🤷🏼♀️
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Nice!!
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Thanks!!
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No idea about the litigation or indeed Seinfield,but great poem nevertheless.
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Thanks!
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Damn Jerome, He sounds like a trouble maker. Nicely done.
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He truly is a menace. Thanks
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Once you made the Seinfeld, I could hear his name in my head…
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And now you can’t stop hearing it, right? I say it exactly the same way at least three times a day, because that’s how often I hear him cawing above my head.
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And by the way, I’m back to a three day streak on WordPress, according to WordPress. They keep resetting me. 😫
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Ouch! 319 and counting. I just wanna make it to 365 before they start resetting me. Just to say that I did it once. 🤞
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I hope you make it. 🤞
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Very good, I liked that.
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Thank you!
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My pleasure.
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This was awesome Amy! I enjoyed your poem! X
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Thank you!
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