cats · daily prompt · Humor

When kids & cats are quiet

Daily writing prompt
What makes you nervous?

It’s usually too late once you find them. There might be poo everywhere, and I’m talking about the cats here. When kids are quiet, they might be drawing on the walls with Sharpies. Sometimes they form an alliance and the cats eagerly and happily accept the food that is purposely dropped on the floor.

Beware the silence…

daily prompt · Humor

WP Wants To Date Us

Daily writing prompt
What is your favorite restaurant?

I’m flattered WordPress, I really am. But you’re not my type. You are rather droll, dull, delve into data mining, detrimentally dumb, disorganized, dreadfully repetitive, despicably distant, and impossible to get to know. You keep us at a distance with your bugs and your malware attacks, and frankly, I’ve had enough.

I will not go to a restaurant with you, WordPress. You strike me as the type to bring a briefcase to a five star restaurant and put your leftovers in it. 

I will not go out with you, WordPress. But here’s what you can do: send food to my house. I love basil pesto with fresh angel hair pasta. Thanks in advance.

daily prompt · Humor · Writing

Only Five? No Can Do.

Daily writing prompt
What are 5 everyday things that bring you happiness?

I’m definitely going over that limit.

Toothpaste

Clean water

Indoor plumbing

Shelter

Food

Drinking water

My cat

Kindness

Bumblebees

Flowers

Trees

Notebooks

Pens

OK, all stationery products – I have a bit of an obsession, all right?

Sleep

Music

My car, Koko (NOT the Audi Q3)

A hot cup of tea

Books

WRITING

Feeding squirrels and birds

Singing in my car (technically it’s performance art)

Brownies

Forehead kisses

Holding hands with the right person

The warmth of spring

Tennis

Finding cash on the ground

Making people laugh

All things Parisian

Pink skies

French fashion

Chocolate milk

Hummingbirds and their nests

My neighbor’s dog, Petey

Waking up to another day