I posted this yesterday on Instagram. Unfortunately, there’s some type of copyright on the song I used, so the video downloaded without music. I will put the link to the video below. The song is Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus, which is fitting and really added to the original video, which you can check out on my Instagram page.
Category: Humor
Ask My Personal Chef
What foods would you like to make?

Mom, Is That You?
What time do you go to bed and wake up currently?
I reserve the right not to answer these questions, Mom.
*Everyone, I do see your comments and likes and I promise I will return to get back to you guys. This week has been and is a hot bed of activity, with lots of changes happening . I hope to return by the weekend to tell you all about it. I appreciate you all. 
Deja Vu?
Describe your most memorable vacation.
A similar question was previously asked, as is the way here at WordPress.
Rather than answer this again, I’ll link below to my poem about the road trip leading to my most memorable vacation – The Cincinnati Open, 2006.
The roadtrip to my favorite vacation

I’d Rather Fall in Chocolate
What’s your definition of romantic?

A Refined Lady
Yesterday morning, a refined lady arrived to the establishment, politely seeking directions to the complimentary breakfast area.
Mourning Dove Love
Are there things you try to practice daily to live a more sustainable lifestyle?
I didn’t want to answer this prompt by saying, “I recycle, reuse and repurpose,” not because I don’t do those things (I do), but because I felt like it would be a common answer. After a bit of deliberation, I found my prompt answer in an unusual spot. It seems the mourning doves felt very comfortable and a bit frisky in the front flower bed this morning.
That got me thinking. I have noticed there are teenaged squirrels in the backyard and teenaged starlings at the birdbath.
Thus, my contribution to sustainability is providing a natural reproductive habitat for birds, rodents, insects, and possibly Toady McToaderson – if he can find his mate one of these nights. Poor Toady.
The Insect Exterminators
Attention spiders and their prey: you have larger problems, and they’re called sparrows. 🐦
I Can’t See The Haters
If you were forced to wear one outfit over and over again, what would it be?
‘Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off (hoo-hoo-hoo)
– lyrics from Shake It Off, Taylor Swift

By Upending WP Prompts
How do you practice self-care?
Oops, I did it again. Have a great day/afternoon/evening, everyone!
Response to featured image quote: WP prompts do not look any better upside down.
