Do you remember life before the internet?
Don’t ask me trifling questions, Day One.

Do you remember life before the internet?
Don’t ask me trifling questions, Day One.

Who would you like to talk to soon?
Soon isn’t soon enough.
I’m gonna tell them

And

You’d better

Because this is Ludacris.
And

I mean NOBODY.
So, if

Try it, Prompt Writer.

Hi. It’s me. I’m the things.
I’ll never be this young again, but this is the oldest I’ve ever been. I don’t know how old my soul is, but it is greater than or equal to the age of my body.
I didn’t make the rules. I simply live in the skin bag with all of the accessories.

What’s one small improvement you can make in your life?
Today’s the day.


What’s a job you would like to do for just one day? “Move 🐩, get out the way.” – Ludacris Tell me… Have you ever been employed by a manager who …
SHOTS FIRED 🫵 DAY ONE
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It’s a pretty decent app. Back in the day we had to use MapQuest, which was like being a modern pirate. Before that, there were maps, which was like being a regular pirate.
Have a great day, everyone! 
If you don’t know what that means, it means they have gone too far.
Which 8 year-old wrote this prompt?
Fine, I’ll play along.
Here’s my favorite emoji, via performance art:

There was a time when I didn’t take action, and I really wish I had taken action. If I had to do it all over again, I would take action.

It’s usually too late once you find them. There might be poo everywhere, and I’m talking about the cats here. When kids are quiet, they might be drawing on the walls with Sharpies. Sometimes they form an alliance and the cats eagerly and happily accept the food that is purposely dropped on the floor.
Beware the silence…
The original, with Joel. I remember watching this show and laughing until I was crying. I just found an entire channel of this show on my new television. I need a laugh today – or maybe 25,000 laughs, so I’m going to keep this on all day as I go about my Sunday chores.
Is anyone else a fan of this show? Let me know in the comments! If you haven’t watched the show, I’m not sure I can adequately describe the experience, but the simple answer is this: really terrible films are critiqued by Joel and his two sidekicks as the movie rolls. Their comments are what makes the show absolutely hilarious. If you think you might be interested in quirky offbeat comedy like this, I recommend you give it a go.
Amy’s Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️



