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Budgeting, The Experience

Daily writing prompt
Write about your approach to budgeting.

I would like to demonstrate for you all how I budget. The following is an artistic representation of my budgeting practices.

Me at the grocery store, mathing.
My cat helping out. She authorized the $5000 per month budget on cat food and treats but I said no. So we’re getting $5000 of cat food and treats this month.
Me at the gas pump.
Me figuring out my dark chocolate budget.
Me realizing I just got my paycheck and I’m already -$27.33.