I would like to demonstrate for you all how I budget. The following is an artistic representation of my budgeting practices.
Me at the grocery store, mathing.My cat helping out. She authorized the $5000 per month budget on cat food and treats but I said no. So we’re getting $5000 of cat food and treats this month.Me at the gas pump. Me figuring out my dark chocolate budget.Me realizing I just got my paycheck and I’m already -$27.33.