How would you describe yourself to someone?

I just answered a similar prompt, although it was asking to describe yourself to someone who couldn’t see you. My response was I smell like vanilla. Maybe it’s true, maybe it isn’t. But someone who can’t see me already knows what I smell like. People who can’t see have heightened other senses.

I wonder if WordPress simply forgot to add on the rest of the question to this prompt and it was published again. I’m just saying…it wouldn’t surprise me.

Honestly, I wouldn’t describe myself to anyone. Isn’t that a weird thing to do? Is this a job interview? I can’t think of a single other situation in life where describing yourself is asked.

I have never been asked to describe myself while filling the tank with gas, for example.

“Ten dollars on pump four, please,” I say as I pass the bill across the counter.

The clerk takes my money, then thoughtfully asks, “How would you describe yourself?”

“Currently?”

The clerk nods a gentle encouragement.

“I would describe myself as a little bit weirded out, impatient – because I’m waiting for you to hit the button so I can fill my gas tank, and I’m contemplating running out of here because this is stupidly awkward.”

Can you imagine? Me, neither.