daily prompt · Humor · Writing

Happy Holidays

List your top 5 grocery store items.

5 golden rings (is that my phone or yours?)

4 calling birds (it *was* my phone! Why are birds calling me at the grocery store?)

3 French hens (fancy birds, oui?)

2 turtle doves (look, I have enough game in my grocery cart already, I don’t need any turtle doves, whatever they are.)

A partridge in a pear tree (I already have 9 birds in this cart! And how am I going to fit an entire pear tree in here?!)

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$14,587.42 (and my cart has directionally challenged wheels)

Cart shown actual size
daily prompt · Love · Writing

My Mother

Describe a *person* who has positively impacted your life.

She was both mother and father. Even when my father was alive, my mother was my father. Everything good that I’ve learned, I’ve learned from her. It was not a perfect relationship, but she was my best friend, and positively affected my life. My father, for his part, gave me these hands and these eyes, and this technical brain. Don’t get me wrong, he was impactful. Sort of like an asteroid hitting earth. Someone wise once said, “Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this, too, was a gift.” Mary Oliver.

Thanks for the darkness, dad.

Thanks for the light, Mom.

Mother and Child – an extract from The Three Ages of Woman by Gustav Klimt
daily prompt · poetry · Writing

I Don’t Think A Year in Advance

Is your life today what you pictured a year ago?

When it’s Sunday, I think about Monday (begrudgingly, and with pre-Monday morning blues)

Tuesday I focus on Tuesday, hoping to hear some good news

Wednesday is mid-week, we’ve made it over the hump

Thursday is pre-Friday, which brings a smile to my face

Friday is Friday, no need to explain

Saturday is actually called Caturday (cat “staff” will understand)

And Sunday wraps it up and simultaneously starts anew

To think a year in advance, I would miss all this present day living there is to do

daily prompt · Grief · poetry

Orphan

Tell us about your first day at something — school, work, as a parent, etc.

November 19, 2020

I woke this morning without a mother

I didn’t see you yesterday

When you breathed your last

I think you did it because I wasn’t there

Daddy died years ago

In my second semester

I almost failed out

I awoke today

With no parents

It’s the first and the last

Today

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daily prompt · Nature

I Was A Park Ranger

Have you ever performed on stage or given a speech?

It was always my dream to be a park ranger. Ever since I was a small girl, I imagined myself out in the wilderness, wearing rugged boots and heavy clothing topped off with a nondescript brown hat. Flowers and trees and plants as far as the eye can see. I never knew if I would realize my dream. I worked hard toward it, but life interrupted.

That’s what I told my Acting 101 class as I pretended that I’ve always wanted to be a park ranger. While it’s true that I love plants and trees and the grass beneath my feet, mosquitoes have an unrequited love for me, and I do not like the smell of leaves, nor being cold at night. Sleeping in a tent? I’ll pass, thanks.

My performance earned me a round of applause. They believed me.

daily prompt

Being A Real One

What is something others do that sparks your admiration?

It’s not really what others do, it’s who others are, that sparks my admiration. A person can do something, but that doesn’t mean it’s the essence of who they are. If someone consistently does something, without outside provocation, it’s a manifestation of who they are. You can tell a lot by a person if you watch them in the grocery store parking lot. Fully able-bodied people who return grocery carts are Real Ones. What’s that saying? Character is who you are when you think no one is watching? Yeah, that.

cats · daily prompt · Humor

I See What You Did There

What’s your favorite cartoon?

Look at daily prompt with the perfect Saturday/Caturday morning question.

My favorite cartoon is not a moving cartoon but a cartoon figure.

It all started when my father brought me home a pencil case with her image on it. He had been traveling again, and found this on his travels. I must’ve been four years old, at a time when the brain is impressionable. We also had cats, so it seems like it was a foregone conclusion that this character would become my favorite, and it extends to present day.

Hello Kitty (original design)

Once, I had a cat named Kitty. During the time of her years in my home, there was a TV commercial that repeatedly stated, “Hello Kitty!” It was a rather annoying commercial, actually. But the cat kept hearing her name and turned her head toward the humans in the home as if to say, “What?! I’m right here! Stop this thing saying hello to me.” She was so annoyed. And it was amusing.

Kitty (four pounds of badassery)

If you haven’t guessed by now, my favorite cartoon is Hello Kitty. For many years, I didn’t know Hello Kitty has a twin sister, nor a pet cat (?!?!). She also has a boyfriend named Dear Daniel, but he’s kind of sketchy. He has that tomcat vibe. You know the type: they only come around when they want to see you. They don’t call, they don’t text, they’re just out here on the streets looking cute talking to all the girls. He has that stray cat strut. Mmm, hmm.

Dear Daniel (See? Sketchy.)

I am an adult. And I am not ashamed to say Hello Kitty can be found throughout my home. She’s in my car, hanging from my rearview mirror. She’s on my floor mats. I have several items of clothing with her face on them. I contemplated a tattoo, but never followed through with it. At least not yet.

Chococat, another Sanrio cat, gets a shout out today because he is a friend of Hello Kitty, it’s Caturday, and he’s cute.

Chococat

Happy Cartoon Caturday!