List your top 5 grocery store items.
5 golden rings (is that my phone or yours?)
4 calling birds (it *was* my phone! Why are birds calling me at the grocery store?)
3 French hens (fancy birds, oui?)
2 turtle doves (look, I have enough game in my grocery cart already, I don’t need any turtle doves, whatever they are.)
A partridge in a pear tree (I already have 9 birds in this cart! And how am I going to fit an entire pear tree in here?!)
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$14,587.42 (and my cart has directionally challenged wheels)
“It's Amy,” I said. 
You got me singing…Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, … 👏🎅🏽
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Glad I was able to help get the singing started. 😊
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Love this! Thank you
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Thanks, and you are welcome!
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More importantly heart is bigger than everything
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Yes, for sure
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Ys it’s true story
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Yep
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Very original! Directionally challenged wheels go well with squeaky ones!
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They do! Often on the same cart!
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Yes. In need of a general overhaul!
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Cool
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Thanks
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Thank you
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Hilarious!!! Absolutely!! 😀 😀
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Thanks! 😄
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