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Are landlines still a thing?

Amy

You’d be surprised by the answer.

I called my cable provider today – yes, I still have cable. The price is exorbitant, which is why I called them. While discussing how I watch five channels for the hefty sum they charge me, the guy on the other end of the phone asked me if I still use the landline.

I giggled and said that I do. I told him that I use it to give out to people so I don’t have to give them my cell phone number. Any type of membership I join, or discount card program: they’re getting the landline. I don’t make calls on it, unless I lose electricity. Then it becomes very handy.

He responded by saying I would be surprised at how many people keep their landlines specifically for the same purpose. It functions as call screening, spam blocker, weirdo blocker, and it’s always fun to get the “wrong number people” who think you’re their cousin twice removed.

I never answer it, the ringer is in fact on silent. I don’t even check the voicemail, because I know 99.9% of the calls left on that phone are spam. My mom gets a lot of phone calls on that phone, which at first was jarring but now it’s just amusing. By keeping the landline as sort of a dummy phone, figuratively, I divert most of the spam to the landline and away from my cell phone.

The other reason I keep it is because it’s vintage. It’s hanging on the wall in the kitchen. The number is the same since I can remember. The phone’s color was originally white. But my mom was an artist, so when she painted the white phone blue, I was not surprised. After she died, I couldn’t bear to see the blue kitchen and the blue phone anymore, I had to change things. So I painted the kitchen cabinets a neutral color. They are the original cabinets, joining them are the original countertops. On my quest to alter the blue phone, I went to the basement to find what stash of paint Mom had down there. I found a tiny tub of light pink paint. I narrowed my eyes and smiled. Pink was my mother‘s favorite color, and it is my second favorite color. You know what happened next. “Hello? Yes, this is pink phone. No one is here to take your call right now. Just kidding. they’re here, they just don’t want to talk to you. Ok, bye!”

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34 thoughts on “Are landlines still a thing?”

  1. I like the idea of it as an idiot blocker. A you say, no need to even answer it if everyone important to you has the cell number.
    One thing I miss is all the different designs phones could have. Mickey Mouse? Mallards? That stuff used to be fun as hell. They were little pieces of art themselves.
    And that’s a very nice little tribute to you mom by making it her favorite color.

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    1. I don’t remember the phones like that. I do have a hello Kitty phone but it is more recent than the vintage one. Although now the hello Kitty phone is also vintage. Sigh. Thanks. I think she would like the pink phone. 😊 I also think she’d wonder why she didn’t think to paint it pink first.😆

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      1. Oh, man. The Mickey and duck phones were epic. The duck one quacked instead of rang on some of them 😄
        Everything is vintage nowadays. 😬
        If it was her favorite color, she quite probably would lol

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    1. I have stated my reason, and I stand by those reasons 😆 I’m telling you, when you lose electricity and you can’t use your cell phone because the battery is dead… landline saves the day
      Sorry, it’s not magenta. It’s a light pink, although I do like a good magenta/fuchsia as well. 😊

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  4. Sometimes I wish I still had a landline but I’m ok without it. When we bought this house five years ago, the original landline phone was still on the wall bearing the number I remember from my childhood and this home is next door to my childhood home.

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    1. I understand. don’t pay much for it, so I’m going to hang onto mine. it’s also helpful when I lose my cell phone. I get on the landline and call it and then I can find it. 😁

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      1. Yes indeed. Am moving from where I live in a couple of months so will just have to keep a cell phone until I’m more settled again.

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    1. Yes! I remember doing that. I remember when I was on the phone too long my mom would get on the other end and tell me to hang up lol. If I answered it, I would definitely mess with the telemarketers. I agree, it is fun.

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