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WP Wants To Date Us

Amy
Daily writing prompt
What is your favorite restaurant?
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I’m flattered WordPress, I really am. But you’re not my type. You are rather droll, dull, delve into data mining, detrimentally dumb, disorganized, dreadfully repetitive, despicably distant, and impossible to get to know. You keep us at a distance with your bugs and your malware attacks, and frankly, I’ve had enough.

I will not go to a restaurant with you, WordPress. You strike me as the type to bring a briefcase to a five star restaurant and put your leftovers in it. 

I will not go out with you, WordPress. But here’s what you can do: send food to my house. I love basil pesto with fresh angel hair pasta. Thanks in advance.

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44 thoughts on “WP Wants To Date Us”

    1. WordPress put you in spam. I think it’s upset about my post.
      What a great idea to make pesto cubes. I would have to agree with you. Pesto is also my kryptonite It’s almost the same color, too.

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  12. Haha, WordPress might need to work on its dating profile a bit! Maybe it’s more of a takeout kind of platform anyway. Basil pesto and fresh angel hair pasta sound like a much better match! -ArConsultings.org

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  16. LoL @ food in briefcase.

    Several years ago while eating dinner at a restaurant (Not five stars, not even four actually) the manager had to stop a woman.

    She had just finished walking upto the dessert bar and scraped every sugar cookie off the rack straight into the largest purse I’d ever seen.

    Literally there were dozens of cookies she just somehow decided it was ok take out the door with her.

    I could not have purchased a ticket to a circus and gotten better show than I did that day.

    The intitials on the side of her purse were, WP!

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