If you could pick any fictional animal to be your lifelong companion (like a Pokémon or fantasy pet), what would it be?
This was an easy one. I have collected Hello Kitty memorabilia for a very long time so it’s almost like I actually do have HK as a lifelong companion.
If she were real, though, she would be a wee white cat, five apples high and three apples heavy. She’s from London. She’s a Scorpio, born on November 1. She has a twin sister, Mimmy, and a boyfriend, Dear Daniel. I think this boyfriend is sketchy because I’d never heard of him until I was an adult. I don’t trust him. There’s another controversial thing about Hello Kitty, and that is that she’s actually an eight year-old girl named Kitty White, but I call BS on this because what eight year-old girl is five apples tall? Get that kid some food, ASAP.
Hello Kitty has a friend named Chococat, who is another one of my favorites. He’s a black cat with big eyes. Chococat got his name due to his little brown nose. He’s from Chocotown, Colorado, which I did not know until I researched.
I don’t think I’ll be able to decide between Hello Kitty and Chococat, so I’m going to have to adopt both of them.
And this, my friends, is how the cat distribution system works, even in a fictional world.
“It's Amy,” I said. 
I loved how you turned a simple prompt into such a charming little adventure! Your affection for Hello Kitty and Chococat comes through so naturally, and I really enjoyed your decision to adopt both rather than choose between them. The “cat distribution system” made me smile—what a delightful way to end the post!
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