Emperor Palpatine has announced open elections for a new Emperor — and he’s nominated Darth Vader. You get to nominate one challenger.
I said what I said. Yes, I know he was Han Solo, and that I have crossed out of the Star Wars Universe into the Indiana Jones Universe, but 👏I 👏said 👏what👏 I 👏said👏
As a challenger to the creepy heavy breather, who looks like walking chicken skin with a hairdryer mouth, my candidate can do the following:
Math:
He has critical thinking skills:
He can outrun big boulders, unlike the nominee, who probably can’t outrun a piece of gravel, let’s be honest…
I shouldn’t have to convince you – you either think he’s cool or you’re wrong. And if you like Darth Vader for this job, I can’t help you. There is no universe in which Darth Vader is a better ruler than Indiana Jones. None!
Finally, I would like to wish a very happy early birthday to my birthday twin, Mr. Harrison Ford!
May the force be with you all, but only if you vote for Indiana Jones!
“It's Amy,” I said. 
Ha ha ha ha! Love this! 👌
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😊 thanks!
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Brilliant,Happy Birthday Mr Jones!
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😊😊😊
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Happy birthday! And excellent choice with Indiana Jones! He should be the winner, hands down.
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Thank you! Thank you for supporting the best candidate! 😊
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And a Happy Early Birthday to you, Amy! Very clever. 😀
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Thank you, Stephanie! Something just clicked with this prompt, which is unusual because I haven’t been able to answer them in so long. I think they must’ve switched prompt companies or something🤞😊
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